Krrish 3

Well, I'm not sure if it was the overdose of Caramel in my popcorn or if it was this all-in-one, Super-hero concoction, but I felt a little drained after spending 2+ hours at the theatre. My time would have been better spent with an over-heated macbook on my lap and playing reruns of random TV shows (like Veronica Mars). However, I ended up chaperoning 5 kids and one adult to the first-day-first-show of Krrish 3. Now, I'm glad I fast-tracked to part-3 of the franchise and missed it's prequels, Krrish 1 & 2. In case you're wondering, you can too and you'll still get it... that there's nothing to get! There was some hint of a Krrish 4 but I'll keep my finger crossed to the contrary.

Mutant experiments gone bad! That was my first thought as Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) introduced his creations at the beginning of the movie. Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) looked hot in tight suits, yet all of them looked a bit unsure about the supposedly deadly, hot-looking mutants they were portraying. However, Vivek Oberoi convincingly looked and played the part of an evil, eccentric, billionaire with metal-bending powers. Hmmm... Have we seen that before? Why did this billionaire make himself a make-shift metal suit instead of a designer, custom-made outfit? Couldn't he have afforded a better outfit than Krrish who was wrapped in what looked like Black garbage bag? Neither did Kaal bother to cover his man-parts under the armor as my male friend observed and pointed out to me several times. It's really not the way to score with women, man!

All the junk food I stuff myself with could not help me forget that I wasn't supposed to be here and that I would have never given a single thought to buying myself tickets to a movie where Everything is crammed. Like, take it all! Full paisa wasool! Full paisa wasool, my ass!

There's this scene where Krrish rescues a small boy from falling from the top of a building. Instead of bringing the boy down immediately, he perches him up on a window shade (high up and not far down from where he was first dangling) and talks about how "Krrish" exists in all of them. If I were the kid's mom, I'd have knocked Krrish on the head for not bringing my boy straight to me after such a terrible ordeal.

I also wondered this. Why do deadly, female characters in tight spandex stand like this? Unrelaxed and on the edge? Well, it wouldn't be cool to stand like this! 

The whole movie is forgettable. Hrithik Roshan, Priyanka Chopra (who is just phasing between hot-in-tiny-clingy-dress to pregnant-mom-in-fully-covered-chicken-work-kurta or maybe that's what's called "versatile"), Kangana Ranaut (who's evil character "unexpectedly" falls in love with Krishna and who discovers that being good is better appreciated than being bad), all of them, forgettable! Alright, I'm done. I'm not giving any more thought to this movie after this blog.

So, are you gonna see it? Did I make myself clear?